Oh don't mind me

Sun
14
2014

outofcontextdnd:

Rogue: “I’d like to buy this flute!”

Merchant NPC: “Beware… a evil Demon lives inside it, he may come out if you play it.”

Ogre: “What? Let me have a look at it….”

Ogre: *puts the flute to his eye and looks inside*

Ogre: “Nope, there’s nothing inside. Buy it.”

The Dark Eye (German: Das Schwarze Auge (DSA))

Sun
14
2014
  • shepard: makin my way downtown
  • shepard: walkin fast
  • conrad verner: hey! it's you!
  • shepard:
  • shepard: walkin faster
Sun
14
2014

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)

Sun
14
2014

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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(Source: myegotisticalindulgences)

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